Have you ever...

been out and about and have a fabric softener sheet or better yet a pair of panties fall out of one of your pant legs. How embarrassing, right? Yes, I've done it. Well, I think I can do one better than that. Yesterday I went to Home Depot with a slice of cheese stuck to my a**! OK you can stop laughing now. I mean it stop laughing! How? Why? You ask. Well, I don't really know. I do know that I gave Moe a slice of cheese before we left. I'm guessing he put it down on the chair right before I sat down to put on shoes. I mean stop laughing!!!